Tom's sayings

Here are some things Tom has said recently that I thought should be saved for posterity...

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Tom: My Duvet is too small!
Me: Why do you think it is too small?
Tom: Because it is too big!

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Amy: Tom, why are you so cute?
Tom: Because my love you!

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Me: Tom what are you made of?
Tom: tidily om-pom!